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A TRIP TO COSTCO

>>> Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of  dog food for my loyal pet, Dalton, the Wonder Dog! I was in the checkout line when woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, a horse? So since I had nothing to do, on impulse I told her  no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting a Dog Food Diet again and I then I added that I probably shouldn't,

>>> Because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with dog food nuggets and simple eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally

 complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.  :} Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Setter's butt and a car hit us both. I thought the guys behind her were going to have a heart attack they were laughing so hard and now Costco won't let me shop there anymore.

By the way will report my finding in the next week or so on the food test.

WOW Mark, I see now that it runs in the family. You and Terry both need to start getting more sleep. How do you come up with this stuff??:D