Spoon River NAVHDA Chapter

The drawing for our 2nd Annual Gun Raffle is scheduled for this Saturday, October 22.  But before the drawing, I have to have all of the tickets turned in and accounted for.  If you still have tickets, get them put in the mail to me A.S.A.P. 

Thanks.

ADAM

Are all raffle tickets in yet ?  Just wondering how things are going?   Back from K.C. late.

Due to delays in the postal system, I have not received all the tickets back so I have delayed drawing the winners until all tickets are received. 

Once I receive all the tickets, I will draw the winners and announce them via e-mail. 

I though it would be fun,To own that little gun.

Limited edition.......and still in mint condition.

So I spent a hundred bucks, for tickets full of luck.

Then some tightwad thats named Shae, who never, ever likes to pay,

sold a couple books or three, so he got 2 tickets free.

So hey what do you know......he answers the phone and says  "hello"

Adam says you won.......Shae says he takes the gun.

To hell with John they both thought......and the 20 tickets that he bought.

I guess ill hunt Quail in the sage....with my big bore 12 gauge.

And Budweiser ill drink no more, because my heart is  tore.

I thought these guys were friends.....I guess this is where it ends.

Where my tickets ever submitted?.......Should Shae just be aquitted!!!

So lets all take a stand..............and get that shotgun in MY hand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh dear Johnny.

First off-Shae's winning ticket was not one he received for selling a group of 10-it was an acutal purchased ticket.  Second, he sold 7 or 8 books.  Third, the screwball didn't believe me when I called him; because SOMEBODY screwed with him last year.  It took me 24 hours to convince him he actually won (In hindsight, I should have said "naw, I'm screwing with you again, and kept the gun for myself.  Stupid ethics.).  Fourth, I bought more than 20 tickets myself and didn't win squat. Fifth,  you've got a little 20 gauge Stoeger Uplander Youth Model to carry for quail.  Sixth, why would you drink Budweiser in the first place?  Seventh, what kind of friend were you if a little thing like a gun raffle can come between you.  Jeez.  Eighth, I received your tickets-as long as your tickets were in the envelope you mailed.  The last envelope I was waiting on before I could actually draw.  And I still have all the tickets straight out of the box used to draw from so you can check them for yourself.  If they are not there, you didn't send them. Nineth, only if by a jury of his peers. Tenth, If you're going to stand-stand with cash in your hand.  'Cause Shae said he might sell it.